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| 1) What scares the crap out of you more than anything? | When people walk quietly into the room and I don't realize they're there until they suddenly talk to me. I jerk really hard, they fall over laughing. |
| 2) You've just stepped dripping naked out of the shower and suddenly spy the biggest spider you've ever seen about 2 feet from you. What do you do? | I lunge at the beast with a Xena war cry and smash it under the towel, then throw up on the towel, then throw the towel away. |
| 3) One of your friends tries to pawn off a kitten or a puppy on you. You... | tell them 'Grampa' would be happy to get rid of it for them, sure, you'll run it over there, no problem. |
| 4) Popsicle or snowcone? | Red popsicle, blue snowcone. |
| 5) When someone gripes about the price of gas, you... | Remind them how much their flavored water costs per gallon. |
| 6) Favorite time of day? | Dusk to dawn. There is something magical about being on the dark side pointed away from the sun. |
| 7) Nice restaurant with a date, what's the most embarrassing thing you've done? | Accidentally flipped a big steak knife through the air, just missing an old lady. Yep, it's true. |
| 8) What would YOU like to see on the Food Channel? | Someone milking goats and making homemade goat cheese. |
| 9) What worries you more, environmental issues or the rising cost of health care? | I don't worry. I watch Spongebob. |
| 10) If someone offered you a hundred dollars to swallow a bug, would you do it? | No. But I know people who would. And as soon as they'd swallowed it I'd ask them if someone just sprayed insecticide around anywhere... sorta mess with their heads. |
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Yes, I made this one up.
So a few years later the Food Network or Channel or whatevs finally did have a show with milking goats and making goat cheese.
