SEVEN THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR ROOM:
1. at night there's a fuzzy guy in there
2. sometimes I lay there and stare at the light and watch the ladybugs crawl around in the fixture
3. one time I woke up and there was a scorpion in the fixture, and it dropped off onto the bed
4. of course I freaked out, wouldn't you?
5. nope, I never found it. Those little critters are fast.
6. now there's a squirrel living in the walls, gnawing on the studs
7. this is the price we pay for building a new house in the woods
SEVEN RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS:
1. do you like someone? No, I hate everyone. Of course I like someone.
2. does someone like you? He bought me french toast one day. If that's not like, what is?
3. who was your last crush? The 'was' is throwing me.
4. have you ever been lead on? Naivete is my forte.
5. have you ever been cheated on? We all know about the insurance lady *wink wink*
6. do you want to be in a relationship? Really takes the work out of being ultimately responsible.
7. do you wanna get married? You mean ever again? I might be allergic.
1. at night there's a fuzzy guy in there
2. sometimes I lay there and stare at the light and watch the ladybugs crawl around in the fixture
3. one time I woke up and there was a scorpion in the fixture, and it dropped off onto the bed
4. of course I freaked out, wouldn't you?
5. nope, I never found it. Those little critters are fast.
6. now there's a squirrel living in the walls, gnawing on the studs
7. this is the price we pay for building a new house in the woods
SEVEN RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS:
1. do you like someone? No, I hate everyone. Of course I like someone.
2. does someone like you? He bought me french toast one day. If that's not like, what is?
3. who was your last crush? The 'was' is throwing me.
4. have you ever been lead on? Naivete is my forte.
5. have you ever been cheated on? We all know about the insurance lady *wink wink*
6. do you want to be in a relationship? Really takes the work out of being ultimately responsible.
7. do you wanna get married? You mean ever again? I might be allergic.
SEVEN THINGS YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT:1. I assume you mean totally not bodily related, like ear wax
2. I also assume you don't mean medications
3. I think I would definitely have to have sox and a toothbrush
4. hot chocolate would be tough to not wake up to
5. toilet paper
6. I think I would miss the whole holiday retail commercialism thing if it all went away, even though I don't support it.
7. I suppose I should mention that I couldn't live without Scott's health insurance. Him... ok, I'd like to keep him around, too.
SEVEN THINGS ON YOUR MIND:
1. It's really bothering me that I can't remember my dream from last night. I'm pretty sure there was a mind blowing revelation in there somewhere.
2. There must be about 50 birds at the feeder, looks really cool.
2. I also assume you don't mean medications
3. I think I would definitely have to have sox and a toothbrush
4. hot chocolate would be tough to not wake up to
5. toilet paper
6. I think I would miss the whole holiday retail commercialism thing if it all went away, even though I don't support it.
7. I suppose I should mention that I couldn't live without Scott's health insurance. Him... ok, I'd like to keep him around, too.
SEVEN THINGS ON YOUR MIND:
1. It's really bothering me that I can't remember my dream from last night. I'm pretty sure there was a mind blowing revelation in there somewhere.
2. There must be about 50 birds at the feeder, looks really cool.
3. I might have to go back to bed.
4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmULz03wdQ0
5. If that doesn't take your mind off everything else, nothing will.
6. I wonder how many people roast turkeys straight out of the wrap without removing the giblets first. Sorry, free association, kinda leapt over from the elephant there.
7. I've never done that, but if you wanna read some crazy hilarious turkey hotline stories, here you go. http://www.snopes.com/holidays/thanksgiving/turkey.asp My faves are the guy wanting to baste his bird with motor oil, and the chihuahua getting stuck inside a turkey.
5. If that doesn't take your mind off everything else, nothing will.
6. I wonder how many people roast turkeys straight out of the wrap without removing the giblets first. Sorry, free association, kinda leapt over from the elephant there.
7. I've never done that, but if you wanna read some crazy hilarious turkey hotline stories, here you go. http://www.snopes.com/holidays/thanksgiving/turkey.asp My faves are the guy wanting to baste his bird with motor oil, and the chihuahua getting stuck inside a turkey.
SEVEN OTHER THINGS - DO YOU:
1. Believe in God? Try telling him you don't, haha. Look, if he's been around in some form or another since the dawn of mankind, how in the world do you think you can possibly eradicate him by not believing? You can be mad at him all you want, but sooner or later you're gonna feel really alone and wish him back. This life is not what you think it is, and so very temporary.
2. Had a dream come true? A metaphorical dream, or a real asleep dream? Both, actually, but they're not the sort of thing I want to talk about.
3. Read the newspaper? Newspapers are like eggs. There are plenty around to buy, but what they were made for is not always what they are used for.
4. Pray? When prayer moves beyond conscious effort to unconscious reflex, you've reached the elusive and much coveted state of spiritual being that no spa can duplicate.
5. Have a best friend? With great health insurance, yes. Always good to have a best friend with benefits.
6. Had braces? I had successfully blocked that from memory until you asked.
7. Wish on shooting stars? I wished not to DIE when it was coming right at me...
SEVEN THINGS IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU:
1. Cried? Rats, I forgot. I'll make up for it later.
2. Had a dream come true? A metaphorical dream, or a real asleep dream? Both, actually, but they're not the sort of thing I want to talk about.
3. Read the newspaper? Newspapers are like eggs. There are plenty around to buy, but what they were made for is not always what they are used for.
4. Pray? When prayer moves beyond conscious effort to unconscious reflex, you've reached the elusive and much coveted state of spiritual being that no spa can duplicate.
5. Have a best friend? With great health insurance, yes. Always good to have a best friend with benefits.
6. Had braces? I had successfully blocked that from memory until you asked.
7. Wish on shooting stars? I wished not to DIE when it was coming right at me...
SEVEN THINGS IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU:
1. Cried? Rats, I forgot. I'll make up for it later.
2. Had fun? Oh, the neurologist was ~real~ fun. I can't tell you how much fun it is to be told how to run stupid experiments on yourself. Can't wait to tell my psychologist I was told to sit in my car for 2-3 hours and NOT drive and ~try~ to get a headache...
3. Been kissed? Rather reluctantly, it seems, and not because of my breath. He uttered a faux pas that left us both stunned and reeling and wondering how in the world we were going to gracefully get past THAT one. Gotta love spontaneity. I'm pretty sure it'll blow over, now that I've sworn off mutilation and flaying my victims.
4. Felt stupid? Nope, although I do remember feeling unjustly invalidated from several sources. I tend to think others are stupid before I feel stupid myself.
5. Talked to an ex? Shoot first...
6. Bought anything? I paid an extra 20 cents NOT to get tots with my cheese coney. It's really backward how fast food deals work in this country.
6. Bought anything? I paid an extra 20 cents NOT to get tots with my cheese coney. It's really backward how fast food deals work in this country.
7. Used chap stick? I prefer gooey petroleum products to wax.
