If I died tomorrow, you would never ever get a chance to see me ever again.. Please answer the following questions and message them back to me!
(I have no idea where this came from, I had it saved with a bunch of junk in an old folder I just rediscovered.)
What are 3 things you would want me to know before I died? It can be anything.
1] I leave money laying around. Be careful how you shovel out my junk.
2] You dang betcha I wrote all those secrets in my private blog, heh heh. Now you have to guess who has access.
2] You dang betcha I wrote all those secrets in my private blog, heh heh. Now you have to guess who has access.
3] Tell Michio *cough cough* I loved him most *cough* and that Hawking guy ~gasp, *cough*~ was just an affair *last dying breath*
What would 3 questions be that you have been wanting to ask me? They can be anything.
1] Did you really think I wouldn’t notice?
2] How many times do I have to tell you it’s *not*???
3] Why did you create such an elaborate scheme if you knew I could tell the world the truth?
3] Why did you create such an elaborate scheme if you knew I could tell the world the truth?
If I died, would you come to my funeral? Depends, what kind of snacks do they serve?
If I died, would you cry? Um, I might smirk a little when I remember the time that…
If I died, would you forget me eventually? “I’ll never forget about Larry, no matter how I try…” –Weird Al.
If I died, what would be going through your head? Crap, I forgot to ask about the…
If I died, would you tell me you loved me before I died? If you left that gunk in the fridge with the weird mold, I might have reservations.
Would you mean it? Oh, what the heck, I can just throw the gunk away.
If I died, would you regret anything you said to me? Actually, that kinda gets me off the hook, doesn’t it?
If I died, would you regret anything you said about me? Only if I wind up implicated.
If I died, would you be wishing you told me something that you haven’t already told me? Well, that kinda begs the question, doesn’t it? I assume if you were looking for an apology that you’ll just haunt me and make me miserable, in which case I can have you exorcised. So there.
If I died, what would be your last memory of me? Bugging the crap outa me with these questions.
If I died, what would you remember me by? I’m sure I would name a chicken after you if I thought it wouldn’t degrade the chicken. I would name it “Survey Maker of Death”.
If I died tomorrow, I would want to know your true feelings about me. What are your complete feelings about me, up to this day? Sorry to disappoint you, but I was thinking how nice it would be to have a little pudding right now.
What is our best memory together? Throwing up on a carnival ride. Seriously, you can’t beat a memory with puke.
What did we laugh the hardest at? The surprised look on everyone’s faces.
