what’s in a name

Originally posted 2-16-09.

1.
YOUR REAL NAME:   
Janika Yablo Banks

2.
WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:

(mother and fathers middle names)

J-Doe

3.
NASCAR NAME: 
(first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad)

Claude John

4.
STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

Banja

5.
DETECTIVE NAME: 
(favorite color, favorite animal)

Azure Hen

6.
SOAP OPERA NAME: 
(middle name, town where you were born)

Yablo Farmington

7.
SUPERHERO NAME: 
(2nd fav color, fav drink, add “THE” to the beginning)

The Indigo Cocoa

8.
FLY NAME: 
(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)

Jaks

9.
STREET NAME:

(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)

Vanilla Oat

10.
ROCK STAR NAME :

(pet’s name and street where you live)

Dooney Drive

11.
PORN NAME:

(1st pet, street you grew up on)
Freckles LaPlata

12.
YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

Janizzle

13.
YOUR IRAQI.. NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)

Anyakanks

14.
YOUR GOTH NAME:
(black, and the name of one of your pets)

Macy Noir

15.
STRIPPER NAME:
(name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)

Extraordinary Kisses